Weird n. : Fate; destiny; one of the Fates, or Norns; also, a prediction.

Weird n. : A spell or charm.

Weird a. : Of or pertaining to fate; concerned with destiny.

Weird a. : Of or pertaining to witchcraft; caused by, or suggesting, magical influence; supernatural; unearthly; wild; as, a weird appearance, look, sound, etc.

Weird v. t. : To foretell the fate of; to predict; to destine to.

Example:
Is it Weird to eat oatmeal with jelly in it?

Taxonomy
News of the Weird, Chuck Shepherd, Universal Press Syndicate, weekly News, weird news, murderers, the Ledge, Howey Academy, Academy web, Shepheard, internet, Proof, true stories, newspaper column, 21 years, the gold standard, Monday through Friday, news of the day.

Defination from the web:
Chuck Shepherd's weekly column, with searchable archive.