Imbecilities pl. : of Imbecility

Example:
I have developed a list of what I consider to be the stages of intelligence. Where do you fit in?

Taxonomy
theory, intelligent design, Bush, God, Alabama, algebra, species, President, song, Southern man, evolution, scientists, Wallace, GWB, attacks, earth, science, Gravitation.

Defination from the web:
Imbecilities "Spare me your imbecilities, Bertie." — Aunt Agatha. Monday, July 07, 2008. Quite Possibly THE Best Newspaper Headline Evar!!! "Russians suspect Welsh arsonist stripper could be British spy" I mean, really. Does it get any better than that? Nope. ...